Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha!   Lust crazed and under-aged in teenage rampage   EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about shit   Bible bashing horror story, bible bashing, whorish Tory   Milords ladies, ladies milords!   Public virtue, private vice, animal sacrifice   Muslim terror, horror in the air   And Kylie is an alien!      Transvestite in the House of Commons   Margaret Thatcher witches coven, I told you not to do that Dennis   A journey to Hell through a virgin bloodbath   I was a teenage twelve year old   Tie me up and tease me, rubber please said specialist   athlete fails drug test, trio in a love nest   Kylie is a brussel sprout      Reform girls eat castrated cocker spaniel,   Minister in panty raid, schoolgirl scandal   Pervert, vandal, impaled on the handle,   bug eyed fruit loops, we are at war with evil,   We are at war with evil, we are at war with evil. Gotcha!      Here comes the Sun   The Guardian and the Truth   The Herald the Times   delivered to me and you   I read it all in letters ten foot tall   The news of the newspaper writing on the toilet walls      Siamese twins in incest torture chamber   Hurt me, hurt my brother, just hurt my brother   Herbal remedy for terminal cancer   Midget doctor, cesarean catastrophe   Test tube baby turns to black tar algae   I didn't mean to hurt her the bastards forced me   Acupuncture proved to be cure for hemophilia   'What the fuck are you doing!'   'I'm trying to help'   Kylie has a sister - DANNII!! ARGGGHH!      Quiet student real life pantyhose serial killer   Norman, Norman, act like a man!   Violent sex crime and a cannibal dinner   It puts the lotion on its skin and puts it in the basket   Dwarf and giant in dirty sex video   Man dies of rust after eating auto,   Polygamy for larger lout....   My best friend is a brussel sprout   Kylie is a poofter and Jason is a hetro      Boy, 5, gives birth to deformed older brother   Maltese girl, 13, great great grandmother   Sewerage system feeds a two-headed monster   Medal of honor for an armless butcher.   We are at war with evil we are at war with evil. Gotcha!      Here comes the Sunday sport the news of the world   The page three lady, she's a big, big girl.   I read it all in letters ten foot tall   The views of the newspaper smearing shit down toilet walls   Through the halls, across the floor,   Smearing the shit over us all. huh huh gotcha!