I was seventeen years old that day   I was trying to find a woman for my birthday   So I made up my mind, and I didn't waste no time   And I took my daddy's Caddy down the freeway      Had a pocketful of bait, it was gettin' kinda late   It was bumper next to bumper on the highway   Sittin' jammed up tight, looked over to my right   there was a hitchhikin' honey goin' my way      About four years older than me   Biggest dang woman that I ever did see   But that sure didn't seem to matter   She made me so crazy, that I threw my love at her   And I scored      When I saw that pretty thumb, I motioned her to come   And she smiled and looked at me a little sideways   I said "Come on jump inside, we'll take a little ride"   And she said "Awright little man, let's go to my place"      About four years older than me   Biggest dang woman that I ever did see   But that sure didn't seem to matter   She made me so crazy, that I threw my love at her   And I scored      But that was long ago, now there's lots of things I know   And there's been a lot of parties wasn't bad   I've learned a lot since then, but I still remember when   I got the best piece of cake I ever had      About four years older than me   Biggest dang woman that I ever did see   But that sure didn't seem to matter   She made me so crazy, that I threw my love at her   And I scored