Each afternoon there’s nothing else suitable   Tea and bickies with the Bold and the Beautiful   While outside is sending me crazy   I’ll be your Thorn if you be my Macy      Go, go, go (x5)   Go, go, go, daytime T.V!      Amber is a scammer from the wrong side of the tracks   She’s been sneaking round with Deacon; he wants her and his baby back   But she’s married now to Rick who is an unsuspecting victim   Rick’s mum Brooke tried to warn him but he didn’t want to listen   Hey, Brooke and Deacon are now lovers, but in direct retaliation   To Rick and Amber’s marriage, Deacon married Rick’s relation   And in this sick and twisted world where blood appears as thin as water   Deacon’s wife is Rick’s sister Brigitte, and therefore Brooke’s daughter      Each afternoon and there’s nothing else suitable   It’s tea and bickies with the Bold and the Beautiful   We’ll get up late and have a 3pm breaky   I’ll be your C.J. if you be my Becky      Go, go, go (x3)   Go, go, go, daytime T.V!      Eric, Ridge and Thorn have all been married to Brooke   But of the Forester men it’s on Ridge that she’s hooked   Ridge’s marriage to Brooke met its inevitable failure   He’s been happily married twice now to a woman named Taylor   But Brooke wasn’t happy with a simple separation   She said I’ll get that guy I’ve got drive and determination   It’s come to Stephanie’s attention and her intervention   Will seek to the prevention of Brooke’s bad intentions   This plot is lacking some counter attacking   When they write Macy back and she’ll send that bitch packing      Go Ricki (x7)   Go Jerry (x8)      I know that I’ve got a love strong and mutual   Every afternoon with the Bold and the Beautiful   So many plots and so many issues   Some days we have to use a whole box of tissues   I’ve never known a love deeper or greater   Than taping each episode to watch again later   I don’t think it’s bad or unusual   This sacred love of the Bold and the Beautiful      Go, go, go (x7)   Go, go, go, daytime T.V!