Creeping over to you on a Saturday afternoon   I must have been ill I was early   Crawling along, I was seeing what had happened   Through last night it was nothing I assure you   Well it's time to place your bets   You better make sure it's a safe one   You could always answer no   I never smoked your cigarettes   I suppose you could say that's a safe one   Five miles down you'll never hear the attitude   Calm down I'd better go somewhere else, somewhere else      Falling over each other in the rush to get in their worth   it's so sad and it's boring   It's a shame we could focus all our powers somewhere else   Someone nice someone caring   But it's all been said before   Still nothing ever changes   We're still hunting out for more   I never meant to cut you short   I wasn't capable of anything   Five years on you'd never hear that attitude   Calm down I'd rather be somewhere else, somewhere else      Well it's time to place your bets   You better make sure it's a safe one   I could always answer no   I never understood what you meant   When you said she'd hang on every syllable   Five years on I've never seen the attitude   Calm down, I'd like a bit of gratitude   I only came here for a bit of solitude   But right now I'd rather be somewhere else, somewhere else      Crawling over to you on a Saturday afternoon   I must have been ill I was early   Creeping along I was seeing what had happened through last night   It was nothing I assure you      On my bike, up the glen, in the sun   Round the bends, having fun, playing games   In the rain, in the lakes, at the gig   Watch the stage louds   Going down, eating in, but ha, not with you