Clearly I'm a genius   If she only knew it   but somewhere in her radius   I really blew it   I know, I know what I said to her   and I know what I did   What I don't know is how I could ever be    so incredibly stupid      You don't really need to know every last detail   It's hardly worth telling   Suffice to say I said that I would be there   but I never came through      Maybe I'm a genius and she just don't see it   I fronted, I should have admitted   She saw right through it   I never thought that I could be so underhanded   somehow I've cornered the market on the double standard      For this act of genius and so many others   I know I should apologize and see how it goes      What am I waiting for?   Come on, come on, come on, come on      Sha la la la la la sha la la la la la la la      to all the geniuses...      You don't really need to know every last detail   It's hardly worth telling   Suffice to say I said that I would be there   but I never came through