I'm gonna stomp you on the top of your foot   And hang you from a big long fishing hook   And drop you plunge to the bottom of the sea, hey-hey   Let the sharks eat you all up   If them mean old whales don't interrupt   Cos baby you know how you been torturing little ol' me   Hey-hey      I'm the judge, the jury too   Judgement has been brought upon you   You been convicted for the crime you've done   You made me feel like a little ol' crumb   You know it's wrong to torture me   You love my friends the same way you love me   And like Tom,I don't wanna hang from a big oak tree over you   When I say hop, I mean make like a frog   And when I say bark, you better sound like a dog   Cos I'm gonna torture you   The same way you been torturing little ol' me, hey-hey   Stop torturing me baby