I aint got no fire, hide my cigarette   I am just an old dog    Looking for my midnight pet   She hangs on so bad    Sticking all those who do lie   I take a drink and put smoke right in her eyes   Put smoke right in her eyes      Poor doggie, where's your bone?      You sure aint an old dog   You did learn some tricks   Show me you're a good dog   Show me you can beg   Maybe if you're real good   I'll give you just a treat   Show me desperation, there's other dogs to beat   There's other dogs to beat      Poor doggie where's your bone?      Your leash is a short one   Roll over and play dead   You're my pretty doggie   I pet you on your head   Oh you feel so good   You sure do make me proud   I won't touch you up but I will put you down   I will put you down   There's other dogs to beat