Artist : Eagles, The    Title : Dirty Laundry    -----------------    I make my living off the evening news    Just give me something-something I can use    People love it when you lose,    They love dirty laundry       Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here    I just have to look good, I dont have to be clear    Come and whisper in my ear    Give us dirty laundry       Kick em when theyre up    Kick em when theyre down    Kick em when theyre up    Kick em when theyre down    Kick em when theyre up    Kick em when theyre down    Kick em when theyre up    Kick em all around       We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blonde who    Comes on at five    She can tell you bout the plane crash with a gleam    In her eye    Its interesting when people die-    Give us dirty laundry       Can we film the operation?    Is the head dead yet?    You know, the boys in the newsroom got a    Running bet    Get the widow on the set!    We need dirty laundry       You dont really need to find out whats going on    You dont really want to know just how far its gone    Just leave well enough alone    Eat your dirty laundry       Kick em when theyre up    Kick em when theyre down    Kick em when theyre up    Kick em when theyre down       Kick em when theyre up    Kick em when theyre down    Kick em when theyre stiff    Kick em all around       Dirty little secrets    Dirty little lies    We got our dirty little fingers in everybodys pie    We love to cut you down to size    We love dirty laundry       We can do the innuendo    We can dance and sing    When its said and done we havent told you a thing    We all know that crap is king    Give us dirty laundry!