I've posed for pictures with Iv'ry Soap,   I've petted stray dogs, and shied clear of dope    My smile is brilliant, my glance is tender   But I'm noted most for my unspoiled gender    I've been made Miss Reingold, though I never touch beer       And I'm the person to whom they say, "Your sweet, My Dear"   The only etchings I've seen have been behind glass   And the closest I've been to a bar, is at ballet class   Prim and proper, the girl who's never been kissed   I'm tired of being pure and not chased       Like something that seeks it's level   I wanna go to the devil       I wanna be evil, I wanna spit tacks   I wanna be evil, and cheat at jacks   I wanna be wicked, I wanna tell lies   I wanna be mean, and throw mud pies       I want to wake up in the morning   with that dark brown taste   I want to see some dissipation in my face   I wanna be evil, I wanna be mad   But more than that I wanna be bad       I wanna be evil, and trump an ace,   Just to see my partner's face   I wanna be nasty, I wanna be cruel   I wanna be daring, I wanna shoot pool       And in the theatre   I want to change my seat   Just so I can step on   Everybody's feet       I wanna be evil, I wanna hurt flies   I wanna sing songs like the guy who cries   I wanna be horrid, I wanna drink booze    and whatever I've got I'm eager to lose       I wanna be evil, little evil me   Just as mean and evil as I can be