Chorus:   Anything goes when it comes to hoes, they go:   Pimpin' ain't easy (pimpin' ain't eeeeeee-zyyyyyy) 6x      [greg nice]   One-two-three-four, to five-six-seven   Eight, nine-ten, then ya got eleven   Twelve, thirteen, start your age;   Fourteen-fifteen-sixteen, the pubic stage   Like an apple, like a cherry, like a peach, like a plum   Better get off the virgin before I cuuuuum!   Pick up my pants and thump and thump   I think I'll call up tootie, she'll give me some   Watch out, watch out I'm drippin' live scum   I say damn, I love the way I make my posse roll-a   'specially if the hoochie's on birht control-a   Lift her up just like a pick up truck   Then I sat her down and we started to fuck   Made whoopie, made whoopie, made whoopie, yo-o-o-o-o!   I hope this time I don't make a cookie   Brothers everywhere be callin' me a rookie   Two from the greg nice from the o-o-old schoooooool   But bullshit, I ain't no fool, 'cause   Chorus   [big daddy kane]   Well, I say...extra! extra!   Here is a bachelor comin' straight at ya   I see trim and bag it, take it home and rag it   The big daddy law is anti-faggot   That means no homosexuality;   What's in my pants'll make you see reality   And if you wanna see a smooth black casanova -- bend ovah!   'cause I don't half-step when it comes to broads   The k-a-n-e 'll go the whole nine yards   There's no time for coversation my dear   [moan!] is all I wanna hear   So let's make a move, as I get smooth   'cause the purpose I serve is to soothe   I'm tall, dark and handsome and all that junk   Even white girls be sayin' "ooh, kane's a hunk!"   Even puerto rican girls be callin' me papi   Some try to copy, but they look sloppy   So imitators who wanna step to a   Brother like me, lick my manure!   Chorus   [smooth b]   I'm just goin' and I'm flowin' like a gigolo   And when I used to be with scott, I was a super-hoe   But now I'm coolin' with kane and greg n-i-c-e   And if the girlies want my tip they gotta pay a fee   I love bonin', and all my friends they will agree   That when it comes to pimpin' hoes...it ain't easy   First name: smooth. last name: b   When I'm bonin' a girl, I make her feel heavenly   I like to make 'em wait, and then make 'em beg   And when I take off my clothes, the I form a third leg   They rub it with oils and suck it with ice   Now I'm sweating....my mind is in paradise...   Chorus   [scoob lover]   Tip-tip-toein', scoob lover's out hoein'   Braggin' to the fellas how my flattop was growin'   Buyin' drinks for the ladies, money I was blowin'   Right in front of me...mmm...not even knowin'   A brown-skinned cutie; big, plump booty   Nametag earrings readin' off "tootie"   Bullseye, bing, the girl of my dreams;   From my eyesight that was what it seemed   I said, uh, "come a little bit closer"   To scoob that night, choice guy, she said "hi   Hi...hi, I've really been wantin' to meet you   I just got paid and I'll be very glad to treat you   How 'bout dinner, a salisbury steak? "   I said, "sorry honey-dip, but I already ate"   So I nudged the other girlies off my shoulder   Went for tootie 'cause the girl was much older   East to the benz, I slowly walked;   Clearing out my throat so I cold start my smooth talk   Sex in my mind, I was sure of it...   I wanted to tax that ass like the government!   Chorus   [ant live]   Well, it's friday night, ain't a damn thing funny --   Bitch better have my money