Daddy daddy tell me a story of how you took out that wack mc   No daddy, tell them how you beat down that bootlegger   Daddy daddy tell us a story!      [big daddy kane]   Heh heh, alright, alright, alright y'all ok   Come on y'all, crowd around daddy now ok? c'mon   Y'all just sit there and listen   I'ma tell you about the mc   And i'ma tell you about the bootlegger, ok?    Here we go children      It happened at a jam, some kid tried to sham on the program   So I had to silence the lamb and show him who I am   So I just set it off on my competitor   Freakin the funk as I hit em with crazy metaphors   Like back up off me dukes, because you're trippin   You better dry your cranium off, cause your brain is slippin   You beatin me is somethin that I doubt   The only way you could bake kane is workin in a crackhouse   No man alive can withstand the kane flow   I kick so much flavor that my shoes look like a rainbow   You need a whole lot of practice, you thought that you was   On the money so I took you out like taxes!   Now you can flea off, releasin me g, easy be   To keep the great mc   Then I throw em I lean and mean record to spark   So I can school that ass just like joe clark   Next I translated, my rap is more educated   And made it complicated for him to illustrate it   My dexterity, put him in fear of me   And had his mind bewildered by everything he was hearin see   That was enough to slow his whole train of thought down   So I just speeded the pace up more than enough for him to come around   I triple the words, when makin the rhymes, whatever the rhythm   Puttin his mind in a prison   And oh yeah, that's how I did em      That's how I did em (huh) that's how I did em (hah)   That's how I did em (huh) that's how I did em (hah)   That's how I did em (huh) that's how I did em (hah)   That's how I did em (heyyyyyyyy)      I was out flex, lookin cold sex in a lex'   Sippin on a beck's, pumpin the remix of das efx   Drive down 125th with my man   And what did I see, bein sold at the stand?    A bunch of bootleg tapes that he had claim on it   So I snatched everything with my name on it   And give me that kool g. rap tape, and give me that ice cube   And all the wu-tang joints, cause they're my boys too   A man tryin to make a livin, I can't knock it   But now you tried to take money out of my pocket   Word to miz, what the problem is, is that the kids   Didn't buy it from the wiz, they bought your shaky fibs so   Now it's time to move him off the block   Pass me the glock cause I might make a body rock   And I'll break down sixteen shots   That's one + eight + seven on a undercover   Bootlegger, you're worse than a beggar   Makin a fake profit, stop it   Cause I work hard for the money, to make cash flow   To have another come along and take my dough   Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo   So I just told my man, aiyyo   Throw the tapes in the lexus   Then we burned his whole stand down just like waco, texas   And then I jumped on the brother, with rage   Crushed his ribcage, damn did he get slayed   Cause I don't think he even know whatever hit him   Bootleggers beware, cause yeah I did em      That's how I did em (huh) that's how I did em (hah)   That's how I did em (huh) that's how I did em (hah)   That's how I did em (huh) that's how I did em (hah)   That's how I did em (heyyyyyyyy)      Give it your best shot, bring it with all you got   And watch the bombs I drop just rock your knot   Cause it ain't wise to address me   I wouldn't advise a schoolteacher to test me   Cause I don't just do em, I run through em   And I don't just hurt, uh uh, I body work em   Lyrical torture, never could support ya   For steppin to me, agony is what it brought ya   Cause you never seen this type of lyrical genius   That could never be touched, and I mean this   So one love, i'ma leave you with the rhythm   Ain't no need to go off, cause yo hon know I did em      That's how I did em (huh) that's how I did em (hah)   That's how I did em (huh) that's how I did em (hah)   That's how I did em (huh) that's how I did em (hah)   That's how I did em (heyyyyyyyy)