1st verse   Oh say can you see   Mrs. drotzur's rolls   there as heavy as a whale   and as big as the ocean   they sag really bad    probably cause she is fat   has she ever thought    that a diet might help her   how long can she stand    she's large as the land   the great USA   can barely contain her   oh say do those jelly rolls for ev---er wa----ve   to look like she does   you ha---ve t--o b--e br----ave!!!