Folks here's a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher   She was a red hot hoochie coocher   She was the roughest, toughest frail   But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale.      Ho-dee, ho-dee, ho   Ho-dee, ho-dee, ho   Hi-dee, hi-dee, hi-dee, hi   Hi-dee, hi-dee, hi-dee, hi   Hey-dee, hey, hey-dee, hey   Whoah, whoah      She messed around with a bloke named Smokey.   She loved him though was cokie   He took her down to Chinatown   And he showed her how to kick the gong around.      Hey-dee, hey-dee, hey   Hey-dee, hey-dee, hey   Oy, yoi, yoi, yoi, yoi, yoi   Oy, yoi, yoi, yoi, yoi, yoi   Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, oh   Ay, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi, oh   Whoah, whoah      She had a dream about the King of Sweden   He gave her things that she was needin'   He gave her a home built of gold and steel   A diamond car with the platinum wheel      Hi-dee hi-dee, hi-dee hi-dee hi   Hi-dee hi-dee, hi-dee hi-dee hi   Hey-dee hey-dee, hey-dee hey-dee, hey   Hey-dee hey-dee, hey-dee hey-dee, hey      He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses   Each meal she ate was a dozen courses   She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes   She sat around and counted them all a million times      Hi-dee, hi-dee, hi   Hi-dee, hi-dee, hi   Whoah, whoah      Poor Min, poor Min, poor Min