the second coming of chris   (alexander, feltenberger, welsh)      he'll be coming up 287   he'll be driving a rented car   he'll be carrying a key to heaven   and a box of te-amo cigars      you'll see him at your reunion   you'll see him at the orchid lounge   he works in nyc, got a cool goatee   tell everyone he's back in town      we were starting to get concerned   we were wondering if he'd ever return   so gather 'round children or you shall miss   the second coming of chris      he's acting so bored with existence   he's working for a music mag   wants to get into radio promo   but that business can be such a drag      we were starting to get concerned   we were wondering if he'd ever return   so gather 'round children or you shall miss   it's the second coming of chris      he's nothing but a trust fund baby   swimming in the deep end of the old gene pool   probably end up working for his parents   after he goes back to school      we were starting to get concerned   we were wondering if he'd ever return   so gather 'round children or you shall miss   the second coming of chris      so give his pinkie ring a kiss   the second coming of chris      please sir, won't you tell us where the action is   it's the second coming of chris