Well, I wake up in the morning   Each and every day   And I sit down at the table   And I hear my daddy say      Life is nothing, it's a nothing   Life is nothing but a slap in the face   Life is nothing, it's a nothing   Life is nothing but a fat rat race      Every night I have a dream   That you're taking off your dress   The only thing you're wearing   Is a button on your chest      And the button, it says nothing   Life is nothing but a slap in the face   Life is nothing, it's a nothing   Life is nothing but a fat rat race      What is life? What is life?   A rat race, a rat race   What is life? What is life?   A rat race, a rat race   A rat race, a rat, rat race      It's a jungle out there   And I know I don't belong   So all night long   I just sing my stupid song      Life is nothing, it's a nothing   Life is nothing but a slap in the face   Life is nothing, it's a nothing   Life is nothing but a fat rat race      What is life? A rat race   What is life? A rat race   A rat, a rat race, a rat race