Before the kids    Before my wife   Before I bought the farm    and bought into this grown up life   She was there just running on the beach   A wild island baby   A little bit out of reach   With the crazy eyes    and the coal black hair   A look that said just take me home   and I will always be there         I'm not the first man to ever write    a song about K9 Love   Not afraid to stand in front of you   today my friends and say it's Jane I love   She won't sit and she won't stay   I say come she runs away   Can't hear worth a damn, but heaven knows   I'm gonna miss her when she goes         Where the water was cold   where the river ran fast   The man said that dip you take    oh might be your last   She dove in and left me no doubt, no doubt   There was one way in that raging river    there was no way out   I heard her crying    as I watched her slip away   now I ain't no hero   but I risked life and limb that day         I'm not the first man to ever write    a song about K9 Love   Not afraid to stand in front of you   tonight my friends    and say it's Jane I love   She likes to hunt she likes to kill   she likes the couch even better still   Never gonna win a prize but heaven knows   I'm gonna miss her when she goes         You might think I'm a bit sick   Or maybe I'm a heretic   Maybe I'm just dyslexic but you see   That D O G is like a G O D to me          I'm not the first man to ever write    a song about K9 Love   Not afraid to stand in front of you tonight my friends    and say it's Jane I love    She won't sit    and she won't stay   I say come she runs away   Can't hear worth a damn but heavenknows   I'm gonna miss her when she goes