Here's a little story `bout a very old muffin    She's a sugar when she's on her back    Tellin' old tales of how it used to be    And she said she's covered all the tracks      Laughin' all night    Drinkin' all night    Little Mary holds a naked heart      Showin' no cards    Hidin' no scars    Just you ask just what's inside of her      Such a sad, sad Mary    Sing a song for Mary    Love will find her way back home      Two o'clock dawns    When Mary starts out broke    She's a-rockin' right around the clock    From the New York apple    To the Hollywood city    Mary always finds a twisted plot       Laughin' all night    Drinkin' all night    She's a tattooed jungle star      Living her games    Bridges in flames    And she never thought she'd go too far      Such a sad, sad Mary    Sing a song for Mary    Love will find her way back home      (Solo)      Two o'clock dawns and Mary's gotta run    They say she's ridin' on a Heaven's train       All aboard    Mary, now they say she's blown the whistle    And she's never comin' back again      Laughin' all night    Drinkin' all night    She's a tattooed jungle star      Living her games    Bridges in flames    And she never thought she'd go too far      Just remember Mary    Sing a song for Mary    Love will find her way back home      Just remember Mary    Sing a song for Mary    Love will find her way back home      Sing a song for Mary    Woo woo, hey