I was born too late to play in the rolling stones   I don't know jimmy page, I never met yoko ono   Standing with a strat, I'm rock and roll's bastard son   Go out, get drunk, get laid, have fun   I don't got a million dollars, don't drive a cadillac   Gimme half a chance, 'cause I'm not dead yet   (chorus)   I'm not dead yet - not dead yet   I'm a mad dog fighting with the wall against my back   You'd better get a bigger gun, I'm not dead yet      I been machine-gunned, hand-gunned, hijacked, left for dead   Divebombed, napalmed, nuclear warheaded   Dropped from a jet plane with no parachute   Shot by a firing squad and raped by a business suit   I'm dancing on a landmine, one leg left   But I can still crawl and I'm not dead yet      Chorus      Well, you're bigger, tougher, meaner, rougher   Dirtier and uglier and sneakier and trickier   You wanna shoot me with a gun, cut me with a knife   Take your bare hands and rip out my eyes   You kicked me in the balls and bit me in the neck   Hit me again, 'cause I'm not dead yet      Chorus      Well there's a mugger in the alley, there's a sniper in the hall   There's a girl at the bar wants to get me by the balls   The hangman is hanging if I autograph the noose   And lee harvey oswald's brother's on the loose   There's a mafia hitman with a bullet for my back   Someday he's gonna get me, but I'm not dead yet      I'm not dead yet - not dead yet   I'm a wild card waiting in the middle of the deck   You'd better get a bigger gun, I'm not dead yet      Chorus