The straight jacket of true love's fine – bang, bang   If you're Houdini in your spare time – bang, bang   Lord Nel and Lady Hamilton they fought for love   When he come home from the war he gave her what for love   The mighty fall when love has called      Vampire friends desire to lust - fang fang   They fall on necks then fall in love - pang pang   The Marquis de Sade was happy with a stoke of love   Sherlock Holmes alone preferred a little toke of love      Bang, bang, the mighty fall   Bang, bang, when love has called   Bang, bang, the mighty fall      Tony and Cleo struck out for the freeo down Egypt's way   But Caesar had squeezed her in Rome on his quilt for a day   Hey, hey      Now Anton got really angry   Oh oh Caesar's hanky panky   She told em she would use em   And boy did she abuse em   Fall in love and blew em away      Bang, bang, the mighty fall   Bang, bang, when love has called   Bang, bang, the mighty fall   Bang, bang      And Sam and Delilah they both we should file under fool   'Cos when the temple start to crumble   Sammy for his comb did fumble   Life was in a ruin, she loved Johnny Fruin   Fall in love and blew em away      Bang, bang, when love has called   Bang, bang, the mighty fall   Bang, bang, when love has called   Bang, bang    Bang, bang    Bang, bang    Bang, bang    Bang, bang, the mighty fall   Bang, bang, when love has called   Bang, bang, the mighty fall   Bang, bang, when love has called   Bang, bang, the mighty fall   Bang, bang, when love has called   Bang, bang, the mighty fall   Bang, bang, when love has called   Bang, bang, the mighty fall   Bang, bang, when love has called