I thank me, I thank you   I thank Dixie and Pete too   I thank Teddy for a sweet scene   Eddie for the jokes in-between   I thank me, I thank you   I thank Ollie and Chris too   I thank Janet for the meat pies   Snibbley for the soldering iron blues      I thank Heather for the waterfall   And Georgie for his Yankee drawl   And Cassie is a gas with his   "Wo issen das?", Mr. Dream      I thank Nicky for his record machine   I thank Ricky for the discount between   I thank Eric for his Hotlegs   Kev and Lol for Billy Bean's Machine