To all of you sexual deviants that have perversely lost your way   To all of you with loved ones that have been immorally led astray   Fear no more, have faith in us, gods soldiers are here to appease   We'll save you from immorality by helping to rid you of this horrid disease   Bring the gays, the lesbians and bisexuals- we've got the cure   Bring the queers, the transsexuals, and transgendereds- we've got the cure   Bring the sinful, bring the immoral, bring the sick- we've got the cure   Change your ways, ignore your instincts, repress your feelings- sin no more   This disease can now be treated with god's help these sinners can be cured   And traditional Christian gender roles can be forcibly restored   But just like with alcoholics, all of our efforts can't succeed   If they'd rather live in denial and refuse to get the help they need   Bring the gays, the lesbians and bisexuals- we've got the cure   Bring the queers, the transsexuals, and transgendereds- we've got the cure   Bring the sinful, bring the immoral, bring the sick- we've got the cure   Change your ways, ignore your instincts, repress your feelings- sin no more   People are not born this way like these gay rights activists suggest   We've conducted our own “impartial” studies and have determined that we're correct   It's an unnatural, corrupt behavior that threatens spirituality and health   We can cure these sexual deviants if they're willing to help themselves   Bring the gays, the lesbians and bisexuals- we've got the cure   Bring the queers, the transsexuals, and transgendereds- we've got the cure   Bring the sinful, bring the immoral, bring the sick- we've got the cure   Change your ways, ignore your instincts, repress your feelings- sin no more