I am George W. Bush and you best not cross my path   Because now I have the backing and you're going to feel my wrath   The Christian right adore me because I swore to carry out god's will   Can you believe that they're my strongest support considering how I love to kill?   They can live with murder on death row but not Roe vs. Wade   So I promised them if they got me elected some changes would be made   So now those irresponsible teenagers will be forced to have a kid   It makes no difference to me I don't sleep around like Clinton did   Are we now to regress back to the Reagan years, the ruling elite's wet dream?   Where capital punishment is viewed as civilized but art and music as obscene   Claiming that they're for less government rule in livelihood as they set the stage   To tip the scales in the companies favor, freeze the minimum wage   Fight to reinstate prayer in public schools and make the christians proud   Appoint Supreme Court justices who will insure that abortion is disallowed   Cutting all of the medical coverage for those inflicted with A.I.D.S.   And push the gays back in the closet in hopes that their movement fades   I can't relate to homosexuals so I'll keep same sex marriages banned   In fact the only dick I like is my second in command   You may remember Mr. Cheeney he was one of my daddy's peers   And he'll really be an asset if he can live for four more years   He's a veteran of the trenches so I put him on my team   Because it's time to bring back all the tactics of the Reagan-Bush regime   With Jeb's help I stole the election and brought the liberal era to an end   And although the left-wing will not like it I'm going to set things right again   They initiate absurdity that to them makes perfect sense   Cut out every social program and simultaneously build up our defense   That they'll mostly use for internal conflict, like when the activists 'attack'   And the provoked protectors of the law have no choice but to fight back   When assessing what the problem is their lack of judgment never fails   And the only answer that they have is to build more jails   Every time the standard of living drops and a rise in crime ensues   They never attribute it to survival but a lack of family values   I'm here to restore dignity to the Whitehouse once again   And I can't do that in reality so I'll guess I'll just pretend   It's no big shock that I'll starve the poor and cater to those with wealth   In fact the only thing that may surprise you is that I manage to dress myself   I am definitely not the brightest man my brain is pretty lame   The only reason I made it this far is that I have my daddy's name   But as long as I'm your president you better learn to pray   It could only happen in America , god bless the USA