I came down from the Cadillac dude ranch, health spaNestled on the edge of townFor fourteen days I've been herbal wrapped, mud packedNow I'm bustin' outWell, I thought the wild west wasn't for meYou walked up like a bow-legged dreamWhen you said yes ma'am I thought I'd screamOh, put me in your big ol' pick up truckTake me to the rodeoI don't know a thing about broncin' bucksAnd I can't do-si-doBut I can put you back in the saddle, babyYeah, stand you up tallI can put you back in the saddle, babyYeah, and that ain't allWell, it must've been the burned out new age coffee houseSo called sensitive guysI never thought a leatherneck suckin' on a long neckCould make my temperature riseBut you're so sweet, baby, you're so fineYou bring the barbecue and I'll bring the wineWe'll dance all night Ôtil your belt buckle shinesOh, put me in your big ol' pick up truckTake me to the rodeoI don't know a thing about broncin' bucksAnd I can't do-si-doBut I can put you back in the saddle, babyYeah, stand you up tallI can put you back in the saddle, babyEvery time you fallWell, I might be in a yuppie funkYou might think I'm a little bit drunkBut all I know is a hunk is a hunkOh, put me in your big ol' pick up truckTake me to the rodeoI don't know a thing about broncin' bucksAnd I can't do-si-doBut I can put you back in the saddle, babyYeah, stand you up tallI can put you back in the saddle, babyYeah, and that ain't all