It's very ordinary for the secretary   To take a man away from his wife   Girls, we make it necessary for the secretary   To put a little joy in his life      She takes the time to listen   To what he has to say   While all you do is nag him   A thousand times a day      Her hair is always pretty   And her clothes are always stylish   But you greet him with your hair in rollers   And that's outdated and so childish      Oh, it's very ordinary for the secretary   To take a man away from his wife   We make it necessary for the secretary   To put a little joy in his life      Are you there when he needs you?   Are your favors less than cute?   And when he tries to love you   Do you find something else to do?      Now the ordinary girl may not wear pearls   Or diamonds on each hand   Oh, but like the secretary, wooh   She knows how to please her man      Oh, it's not extraordinary for the secretary   To take a man away from his wife   You see, we make it necessary for the secretary   To put a little joy in his life, hey, hey      You see, life's a bowl of cherries   For all the secretaries, hey, hey      Oh, it's very ordinary, it's not extraordinary   Girls, don't be contrary or you'll make it necessary   Your life can be so merry just like the secretary   Life's a bowl of cherries