Well this bald headed girl I know sent me a
The day they found a cure for AIDSThe day they
I remember MonicaAt the US OpenShe mighta been 16Couldn't've been
They look for the missing linkThere's no missing linkThey'll never
They say you taught me how to talkBet you wish
Because I love youI get tongue tied around youI never
I come down the stepsI slip on the iceSanta Claus
Your hand is between my legsThe dog is between our
Someday you'll walk where I amAnd then you'll see my
I got big ballsBig old ballsBig as grape fruitsBig as
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