I'm singing broadway and I love it!   I'm singing broadway and I'm proud!   You can keep your springsteen.   Shove your chaka.   I really don't care for that kind of kaka.   Ethel, liza, chita, that's my crowd, my crowd!      Yes-sah, I'm singing broadway and it's heaven!   'cause "heaven" is a song from a broadway show!   Ah, just give me a part that's got laughter and tears   And I'll feel like yul brenner for the next thousand years!   Ah, broadway, broadway, broadway! brrrrrravo!      Ahhh, who needs a girl who's got flourescent hair,   Or an ugly boy singing off key?    Give me a broad who's got tits out to there,   Belching it out to the balcony!      Ahhhahhhhhhhh!!!!   Yes-sah! I'm singing broadway and it's heaven!   I'll be singing broadway 'til I die!   Just tell me what could be better   Than shaking your buns   In front of a chorus   Of thirty-five nuns?    I'll climb every mountain   And ford every river I see.   A lady and her muszack,   Ha-that's ha-me! yeah!