I'm a pleasure seeker   Shoppin' for a new distraction   I'm a pleasure seeker   Lookin' for some platinum action      I'm a pleasure seeker   Movin' to the muzak   I'm a pleasure seeker   Lookin' for the real thing      Chandalabra's in a Wonderbra   Dress barn runway, a real draw   Faster pussycat, thrill, thrill   I'm at the mall on a diet pill      Oh, broke my heart at the Funplex   Yes you did, yes you did   Oh, broke my heart at the Funplex   Yes you did, yes you did      The Taco Tiki Hut   Is where we're all gonna meet   Underneath the chandelier at the ATM machine   Oh honey, is it all about money?      Hey lady, what?   What lady?   That lady? No      Private property, hippie be quiet   Your peace sign t-shirt could cause a riot   Faster, faster, can't get enough   What the hell will I do with this stuff?      I'm your daytime waitress   At the Taco Tiki Hut   I'm your daytime waitress   Here's your stupid 7-Up      You kicked my heart   Goin' up and down the escalator   You blew me off and   Now you've lost the real thing      Oh, broke my heart at the Funplex   Yes you did, yes you did   Oh, broke my heart at the Funplex   Yes you did, yes you did      You know fashion frenzy   (Panic at the Funplex)   Gets me higher and higher   No will power and my wallet?s on fire      (Panic at the Funplex)   Fashion frenzy   Gets me higher and higher   No will power and my wallet?s on fire      Oh, broke my heart   Oh, broke my heart   Panic at the Funplex      Faster, faster thrill, thrill   Too much to do   It's time for a pill      Oh, broke my heart   Panic at the Funplex      Misery at the Funplex   And there?s too much sex   The world is goin' to hell   And what is that horrible smell?   (Panic at the Funplex)      Faster, faster thrill, thrill   Faster, faster thrill, thrill   Too much to do   It's time for a pill