You must think my bed's a bus stop   The way you come and go   I ain't seen you with the lights on   Two nights in a row      So pack your rusty razor   Don't bother with goodbye   Your cup runneth over   But mine is always dry      Standing room only   I can't stand no more   Standing room only   Outside my door      Don't help me set the table   'Cause now there's one less place   I won't lay mama's silver   For a man who won't say grace      If home is where the heart is   Then your home's on the street   Me, I'll read a good book   Turn out the lights and go to sleep      Standing room only   I can't stand no more, no more   Standing room only   Outside my door      Standing room only   I can't stand no more, no more   Standing room only   Outside my door