One two three   Wait wait wait, what's the first line again?   Help, oh yeah, one two, help   No wait, sorry, one two three four      Help! I need somebody   Help! Not just anybody   Help! you know I need someone   Help!      When I was younger, so much younger than today   I never needed anybody's help in any way   And now those days are gone, I'm not so self assured   Now I find I've changed my mind, I've opened up the door      Help me if you can, I'm feeling down   (Down, down, down)   And I do appreciate you being 'round   ('Round 'round 'round)   Help me get my feet back on the ground   (Ground ground ground)   Won't you please, please help me      Pete, look, I think I'm a bit toppy   Yeah, and I'm a bit bottomy, Pete      And now my life has changed in, oh, so many ways   My independence seems to vanish in the haze   But every now and then I feel so insecure   I know that I just need you like I've never done before      Help me if you can, I'm feeling down   (Help!)   And I do appreciate you being 'round   (Help!)   Help me get my feet back on the ground   (Help!)   Won't you please, please help me      They're gonna take the bananas off 'ere aren't they?   Yeah, they're just doing backing vocals, we're singing the medley   Well, we better be, otherwise there'll be trouble      When I was younger, so much younger than today   I never needed anybody's help in any way   And now those days are gone, I'm not so self assured   Now I find I've changed my mind, I've opened up the door      Help me if you can, I'm feeling down   (Down)   And I do appreciate you being 'round   ('Round)   Help me get my feet back on the ground   (Ground)   Won't you please, please help me   Help me, help me, ooh, ooh      Oh, the bananas finished too early again, I know   That's it, I'm leaving, forget now Pete   Oh, that's in the can Pete, it's in the can   It's in the can, it's a wrap, it's a wrap, shut up, Kim