Why do men go crazy   When a woman wears her dress so tight?   Why do men go crazy   When a woman wears her dress so tight?   Well, it must be the same old thing   That makes a tomcat fight all night      Why do all of the men try to run   A big legged woman down?   Why do all of the men try to run   A big legged woman down?   Well, it must be the same old thing   That makes a bulldog love a hound      Well, it's the same thing   Well, it's the same old thing   Better tell me who is to blame   Well, the whole world is a-fighting all about that same thing      What makes you feel so good   When your baby gets down her evening gown?   What makes you feel so good   When your baby gets down her evening gown?   Well, it must be the same old thing   That makes a preacher man lay his Bible down      Well, it's the same thing   Well, it's the same old thing   Better tell me who is to blame   Well, the whole world is a-fighting all about that same thing