Well you can tell everybody down in ol' Frisco   Tell 'em Tiny Montgomery says hello      Now every boy and girl's gonna get their bang   'Cause Tiny Montgomery's gonna shake that thing   Tell everybody down in ol' Frisco   That Tiny Montgomery's comin' down to say hello      Skinny Moo and [Incomprehensible] Frank   They're all gonna taken down by the [Incomprehensible]   One bird book and a buzzard and a crow   Tell 'em all that Tiny's gonna say hello      Scratch your dad, do that bird   Suck that pig and bring it on home   Think that dream and nose that dope   Tell 'em all that Tiny says hello      Now he's king of the drunks an' he squeezes, too   Watch out, Lester, take it, Lou   Join the monks, the C.I.O.   Tell 'em all that Tiny Montgomery says hello      Now grease that gig and play it blank   Gonna go on out and gas that dog   Trick on in flower that small   Take it on down begin to grow      Now play it at low and pick it up   Take it on in, in a bowl cup   Three-legged man and a hot-lipped hoe   Tell 'em all Montgomery says hello      Ladies and Gentlemen we have a party down in ol' Frisco   Tell 'em all Montgomery says hello