Stark naked in front of my mirror   A pudgy person somehow did appear   Seems lately all I've eaten sugar and fat   It's getting obvious that's not where it's at   A big pot and tripley chin   Oh what condition my condition was in   Laughing at myself at what a crying shame   What ever happened to my Greek godly frame      Cyclamates juicy steaks, sweet things too   Aren't always good as they seem   Doughy lumps, stomach pumps, enemas too   That's what you get when you eat that way      I read a book on organic foods   Jumped on a health food kick   Put me in the mood   You may not get to perfect overnight   But on the way you're feelin' clean out of sight   We ate tonight at Fairfax and 3rd   We're gonna spread the news and give you the word   We hope that soon you'll eat like we did today   We're mighty thankful now that H.E.L.P.'s on its way   Salad with a special knock you right off your seat   With carrot juice to wash it all down   Yummy carob cookies are an organic treat   And H.E.L.P. has got the best food in town      H.-E.-L.-P.   H.E.L.P. your education creates much benefit and peace      Hamburgers and hot dogs throw 'em all out   You'll feel so good you'll jump up and shout   If you haven't why don't you go shopping today   And 'member now that H.E.L.P. 's on its way      H.-E.-L.-P.   Radiant Radish