Silken hair, more silken hair   Fell on her face and no wind was blowin'   (She's goin' bald)      Silken hair, more silken hair   Lay near her pillbox, down at her feet   (She'd been on a trip)      I peeked in and when I saw   She'd lost her hair, I thought I would keel   (She's goin' bald)      When she saw her shining forehead   Didn't stop, she swooned to the ground   (Really flipped her wig)      Laughed so hard, I blew my mind   I blew my cool, I blew myself over      What a blow   Yeah, a blow   What a blow   Yeah, a blow   What a blow      She drew her comb across her scalp   And brushed what she had left   I tried to salvage what I could   And threw it in a sack      She made a beeline to her room   And grabbed all kind of juice   She started pourin' it on her head   And thought it'd grow it back      You're too late, mama   Ain't nothin' upside your head   No more, no more, no more, no more   Upside your head      You're too late, mama   Ain't nothin' upside your head   No more, no more, no more, no more   Upside your head      You're too late, mama   Ain't nothin' upside your head   No more, no more, no more, no more