Hey, anybody wanna hear something dirty?   Well ya know, You're gonna have to help me   You know that old building, next to the Indian burial grounds?   Well word has it   There's a chest buried underneath the floor boards under the stairway there   And inside it, there's all type of dirty history   Left behind by this crazy warrior   And people say if it was ever dug up   It would bring this guy back around   Then he would spread all these messages himself   So now that I've told you all   Do you still wanna hear something dirty?   Ok, follow me   Look, there's the stairway   Come on, hurry up, let's pull up these floor boards   Look, there it is, help me pull it up   Quick, give me something to break off this lock   Cool, now help me open it up   What the!