A fat man like me   can never bother with tea or brie   I must go right to the main source   and wolf it down like a rhinoceros   but a woman like her   can tease me with a warm hors d'ouevre   She slices and dices nicely   which has a way of enticing me   armed with an apron and spatula   she is a post-modern goddess of love   so why does she feed me pate`   when she knows what I'm gonna say      Complicated potatoes again?   complicated potatoes      She spices her icings precisely   arousing me aromatically   I had a recent rhinoscopy   so I could smell every recipe   still she leaves me on pre-heat   when she knows that I love to eat      Complicated potatoes again   complicated potatoes