Oh, my Monday woman   Starch and iron my clothes   Monday woman   Starch and iron my clothes   My Tuesday woman   Pays my room rent and board      Oh, my Wednesday woman   Buys my hat and shoes   Wednesday woman   Buys my hat and shoes   And my Thursday woman   Woman always singin' the blues      Well, I feel like jumpin'   From the treetop to the ground   Feel like jumpin'   From the treetop to the ground   Because my friday woman   Woman just talks all the time      Well, I don't want no woman   Got to give my money to   Don't need no woman   I got to give my money to   She'll spend it all on a bar   The woman don't mean no good