We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee and we don't take trips on LSD   We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street   Cause we like living right and being free   And we don't make a party out of loving but we like holding hands and pitching woo   We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy like the hippies out in San Francisco do   And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee   A place where even squares can have a ball   We still wave Ol' Glory down at the courthouse   And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all      Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear   Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen   Football's still the roughest thing on campus   And the kids here still respect the college dean   And I'm proud to be an Okie...   And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all (in Muskogee Oklahoma USA)