ELI, THE CAMEL         Now, there's an old brown camel on a cigarette pack   He's a-waiting for his master but he ain't come back   Been standin' there for years in the same old place   With the same old look upon his old long face      (CHORUS)   Eli, the camel, he never gets a drink   I wonder what old Eli thinks   Standing on the front of that cigarette pack   Eli, the camel with the hump upon his back      Now, I have often wondered what his master did   When he went behind that big pyramid   Some say he got a sunstroke and the old man died   But, I think he's at the hotel on the other side      He probably found a harem and he moved on in   Forgot all about his faithful friend   Standing on the front of that cigarette pack   Eli, the camel with the hump upon his back      (CHORUS)      He never gets no loving and he don't have any fun   He keeps right on a-standing in the burning sun   Standing all the time on that cigarette pack   Eli, the camel with the hump upon his back      If old Eli could talk, well, I'll bet my boots to you   He could tell the world a thing or two   He's been all around the world and back   Riding on the front of that cigarette pack      (CHORUS)      E-E-E-E-li