Romeo and Juliet   Louis and Mademoiselle Antoinette   Napoleon and Josephine   Mickey and the Rodent Queen      Anthony and Cleopatra   Nicholas and Alexandra   Ken and Barbie, Dick and Jane   Well, Superman and Lois Lane      I am not impressed   I love you the best   (Impressed)   Well, I am not impressed      Just a bunch of losers   You know there are lot of fools   Long list of victims, not that cool   I got nothing in this world to live up to      I'll never kill you, this I swear   Then kill myself just to be fair   I'll never need another queen   We'll never face the guillotine      Love is gentle, love is kind   Doesn't poison baby's wine   Isn't jealous or provoked   Doesn't quit or give up hope      I am not impressed   And I love you the best   (Impressed)   I am not impressed      It's just a bunch of losers   Act just like a fool   A long list of victims, not that cool   I've got nothing to live up to      I am not impressed   A long list of victims   Well, I am not impressed   Long list of victims