[Intro:]   Yeah!   It's Major Pain, baby   Knahtalkinbout?   Ha, Ha   Ight, let me get serious   KOOPA!      [Chorus: x2]   I come through and show em how to do it (WOO)   And she like 'Boy, you tha truth' (You tha truth)   And he like (yeah) 'Boy, you tha truth' (you tha truth)   And she like (hold up) 'Boy, you tha truth'      [talking over chorus: Chamillionaire]   So what I'm goin try to do is   Go a little faster   Then I'm a go a lil slow   Switch upt he style a lil bit, knahtalkinbout?   You ready?   I'm ready, baby   Turn my headphones up   Hear it go      [Verse:]   I'm back to the bone, it feel like I'm the best and they cannot contest when I'm kicking that mess   Cause ya chick is undressed when she lifting her dress It's like Mannie and Fresh they be looking like flesh!   Anybody that's on the net, saying Chamillionaire ain't the best   Get off the D, get off the I and let your keyboard figure the rest   Cause I impress my own self, and only the man upstairs can judge me   Re-tellers open ya mixtape rappers than they hug me   I control the market, even bootleggers be lovey dovey   Plus the necklace got em thinking that Johnny the jeweler's my buddy   Crash test the best, cause if you hate me than youse a dummy   Gimme a month I bet you turn the opposite of chubby   Ever verse is crack, and crack kids be singing they love me   Mix-tape Messiah 4 I bet that you become a drugy   They sayin that money talks, rappers better not I make a sound   Walkin a major money, is none of these rappers is found   Even the mayor know my papers enough to buy the town   Plus the wheels of fortune, so I'm a bout to buy a noun   Ever verse is a msterpiece, my money's still stacking like Master P's   Feeling like Mighty Mouse the way I be taking flights to stack the cheese   Please, you better not make another sound   Yeah, yeah I rep the Texas they just "Download my style"   Welcome to the garage, pick any car and the room she yells 'which'   Like she was staring at the lady that's on the broom   Can't call it a fleet (why) more like a patone   Different car everyday of the week from fourth of July till June   Look at how they change they tone, who not playa   In the wind I'm in Berlin, I know it's you not dear   Into the coat in the ATM they sound like AOL   Soon as I'm checkin my account it tells me "You Got Mail"   Ha, ha, Merci Bocu Monname, who is cold as me?   Betty fresh kiss the kicks when they stick in all his teeth   French chick was in the whip, now she sitting on the street   She was looking fine till she ask me she can hold a G   Yeah, and if I want I'm a get it   And if I don't really want it, then it can leave I'm a let it   Used to be N Luv With My Money, now I'm in love with my credit   By the bar with they dollars I buy a building with debit   Uh, I hit that Harlem Nights, It's goin prepare the storm   Look up to the roof it's reindeer, feeling like Santa's home   Famous bet that he could leave out with the baddest one   Call her dot com cause she lookin like she Amazon   Got her suit like T.I., and I got a hundred million more to go   Boys in Texas D.E.Y. know they know like Shorty (Shawty) Lo   Lil Boosie check out the bang, getting check ya shorty know   Checkout my bank account they won't ever come up shorter low   Woo, they be like Koopa you so cocky bro   Cause I did everything that they say was impossible   And I feel like a one man wrecking crew, what I need a posse for?   All this ice on me like I got hit with hockey throat   Duck, they say that they wanna have fun   Feeling like Sliverspoons in the pool of the mansion   See ya breast stroking in the nude and I had one   So I'm a 'turn the camera on the pool', like Camron   Had this chick in the crib, told me that I was difficult   Told me I should go back to the days when I had the glistening too   Then she tried to tell me I should go back to rap with, Who?   Mappala Weezyana (yeah) I bet'cha that she gonna get the boot   Kop, mother nature must of had a son   Cause I'm flyer than the roof in the gigantic storm   They say Mixtape Messiah here, haters prepare better to run   When ya see me greemy like "Cannon" Cause I am a don   HUH!