Things keep getting caught in my throat,    then my face turns blue as I choke.    I throw my arms up as I kick back my chair,    and I gag and gasp as I breath for air.       I am just a choking victim!    I am just a choking victim!    my face the color of plum!    I am just a choking victim!       Things keep getting caught in my throat,    then my face turns blue as I choke.    Dr. Heimlich often saves me from death,    his meneuver often saves me from death.    But this time he is nowhere to be found,    and I choke and I choke until I hit the ground.    Then I'm just a dead lazy bum...    I am just a choking victim.       Many times I choke on poison fumes or food,    it is a bad feeling, so I'm in a bad mood.    A chicken bone, agent orange, zkylon-B, mustard gas;    it only burns for a minute, then it knocks you out fast.    The oxygen halted, can't reach my brain anymore,    so then your sense is cut off and then you hit the floor.    Then I'm just a dead lazy bum,    I am just a choking victim!