All the good girls are scared of me    Even though I've done nothing wrong   They say I'm tryin' harder than I have to be   I ain't tryin' to cut no ones lawn      I got one of those haircuts and a distant stare   And some cardio for my lungs   Then I shaved my chest hair there's nothing there   I ain't never got nothin' done      Well as I look out from under my Itty Bitty Booklight   I think how my friends think I should get on that horse again   Well maybe they got a point cause I sit alone here every night   And talk to myself as I apply face cream before bed      All the good girls are scared of me    Even though I've done nothing wrong   They say I'm tryin' harder than I have to be   I ain't tryin' to cut no ones lawn      I ain't tryin' to cut no ones lawn   I ain't tryin' to cut no ones lawn      Good girl   Did you hafta be a good girl   Would you think that it'd be better if I lied   You and me are gonna make it if we try      Oh Good girl   Did you hafta be a good girl   You know what cause I know what you really like   Imitate Austin Powers all the time      Oh Good girl   Did you hafta be a good girl   Did you hafta be a good girl   Did you hafta be a good girl      Oh Good girl   Did you hafta be a good girl   Did you hafta be a good girl   Did you hafta be a good girl