Am I in Sync? [x4]      Synthesizer rock ruled Jessica's feet   As a slave the that ubiquitous beat   Visions of the big screen danced in her head   'In a matter of time' she said   Jessie never got her Hollywood role   And the pogo nights have taken there toll   She can do the monkey off o' the cuff   But her mind had a missing link . . .      Am I In Sync?   Paint a picture on a subway train   Carve my name in a video game   Am I In Sync?   Out looking for the camera crews   Sell my soul for a second on the evening news   Am I In Sync?   Live 'til the bubble pops   Hold my breath when the big one drops   Am I In Sync?   Immortality is what I'm buying   But I'd rather be immortal by not dying      Laboratory rats made Roger a fink   And the laws of science drove him to drink   Working for the taste of public acclaim   And a cure that bore his name   Nobel prizes would have been nice   But he lost his mind to renegade mice   Roger traded dreams of 'Man of the Year'   For an understanding shrink . . .      Am I In Sync?   Paint a picture on a subway train   Carve my name in a video game   Am I In Sync?   Out looking for the camera crews   Sell my soul for a second on the evening news   Am I In Sync?   Live 'til the bubble pops   Hold my breath when the big one drops   Am I In Sync?   Immortality is what I'm buying   But I'd rather be immortal by not dying      Am I in Sync? [x4]