Well   Hello Mrs. Jones   Good neighbor Sam   How are you doing?   While you're working nine to five   Do you know what your kids are doing?      [Chorus:]      Youngest debbies' skipping class   Grades so poor she'll barely pass   Oldest roger he's so dear   A pessimist the end is near      The family ties are breaking down   There's not much to do to save them   Tell yourself you'll spend more time   With the kids they'll say forget it      [Chorus]   Mrs. Jones, good neighbor Sam      Everything you work so hard   You only want the best   You tell yourselves and your friends   They're better than the rest   Don't you know that I feel tone & tons of sorrow   Hey! By the way you got a rake that I can borrow?      [Chorus]