caught you in the camera   that's my tool   saw you take the money   you've been fooled      not a merchant-   not a disguise-   jurry will believe it-   when he testifies-   meet the press   all the papers want to know   why you ever stooped so low   as to take the phony bribe   from the feds      thank the rice dealer   dinners at le 'parcq   you're still good and greedy   but the bills were marked      forget about the entrapment   no defence   gonna leave office   when we commence      save the tears   how you've served and   been sincere   how you thought it was   a mirror   the high cost of campaigning   each two years      meet the press   sunday morning   "face the nation",   you've been HAD!