This song is about Chad Ginsburg's lactose intolerance      I want cheese but I can't digest the shit   I'm on a leave in the middle of Washington   These are some of the things I can't eat   It's yogurt, milk, and cheese that makes me shit   I can not not not have nothing   But when I eat dairy my bowels do flow   Uh-oh I think I shit myself (ohhh!)   I had some ice cream and...   I'll be back, I'm goin' to the can!      He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts   He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts   He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts   He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts