He fell in love with the au pair   When she ran her fingers through his hair   And said: "it's silky"   He knew, of course, that he ought to be feeling guilty   But, no, he didn't care at all      He hadn't felt this great in years   Meanwhile, his wife's upstairs, in tears   Well, it's so corny   Her world's turned upside down because he felt horny   So tell me, how can it be fair?       But as they drive away she wonders just how long   It'll take for him to realise how much he's wrong      And when he comes home in disgrace   She'll slam the door right in his face   Well it's so sleazy   (her: I wish you could see me in a white dress, looking divine)   He won't find coming back here quite as easy   (her: I wish you could hear me sing like I did, my hymns and rhymes)   As he found going away      But as they disappear she hopes it won't be long   Before he ends up realising that he's wrong