Second hand girlfriend    Garage sale special    Good at what she does    and what she does is do the one    that rocks her world       A Midwest apple    fallen from a tree    Load it up with honey    give it up for money    She's another drama queen       She hides the scar across her face    but Daddy's memory has a place    She threw his ashes out to sea       Gonna write a letter send it home    Joei hit the big time on her own    She's in L.A. weekly    She's gotta 1-900 phone    Oh yeah, Joei hit he big time on her own       Somebody stole the baggage    off the back of her truck    Joei doesn't mind    Says it's just a sign    we oughta lighten up       Her mama left when she was two    Says ya gotta do what ya gotta do    when the damage is already done       Gonna write a letter send it home    Joei hit the big time on her own    She just got a billboard    Are they real or silicone    Don't care, 'cause Joei hit the big time on her own       (instrumental)       Gonna write a letter send it home    Joei hit the big time on her own    Gonna cast a shadow on a glorified headstone    that reads "Joei hit the big time on her own..."