Dear Abby, I'm writing this letter in regards   To my girl who reads your column all the time   And I hope that by printing this letter   Maybe it might change her mind      You see, Abby, she saw me talkin'   To an old girlfriend the other day   And she thought we were trying   To startup an old flame again      Now she won't see me   Or talk to me on the phone   Because she thought we really   Had something going on      You see, Abby, your column has touched many hearts   Help me save this romance from falling apart   Abby, please help me, Abby   Dear Abby, I'm calling on you, Abby      She's the only girl I'd really, really loved   That's what I was trying to explain   When she saw me talking to that girl      Now Abby, I done tried everything   But nothing I try seems to do   That's why I wrote this letter to you   Now Abby, I don't wanna take up too much of your time   But I need you to help me save this romance of mine      You see, Abby, your column has touched many hearts   Help me save this romance from falling apart   Abby, please help me, Abby      And I'm signing, desperate   I won't sign my name