Tiny European cars   Are dropping from the sky   They're wonderfully efficient   Engines fueled by Spanish wine      Maybe just a sip   To help us get a grip   Did you know Isaac Newton   Was a virgin when he died?      A hundred thousand naked woman   Running on the beach   In such a state of wild abandon   They ignore my speech      About the ebb and flow   A dangerous undertow   And how there is a hole so deep   It swallows up the sun      Oh, the smoke seems sweet to me   Must be a perfume factory   Just one of many ancient travesties   We're all descendants of the pharisees      Tiny European cars   Are bouncing off my shins   And if you've never seen a bull fight   Guess who always wins      To grab it by the horns   This life like censored porn   Did you know they sing   Ring around the Rosie when you die?      Did you know they sing   Ring around the Rosie when you die?